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RP: Is Two Too Much?
« on: February 15, 2022, 03:27:26 pm »
((RP for @Zorbak the Ebil Moglin as Merlyn and all allies of the League of Assassins, Black Sun, or Torchwood))

While Hellsing and UNIT main teams take care of bigger problems, the Torchwood teams across Europe have been running themselves into the ground with handling random dimensional and temporal rifts opening and allowing creatures and beings through. The chaos has mostly be animals and historical machines but also occasional aliens and invading historical armies. The Torchwood Three (Cardiff) team had been split into multiple groups of two. Gwen and Ianto were in Cambridge hunting down a small group of goblins causing havoc and destruction. Another two team members were handling a platoon of 20 soldiers from the Norman Invasion in Shaftesbury. Another duo is dealing with a dragon like creature called a wyrven killing cattle near Plockton.

Zelpharia and Captain Jack Harkness are teamed up together as usual and investigating reports of a temporal rift opening up that let a bunch of dinosaurs through. They found the temporal rift easy enough and signs that a pack some kind of dinosaurs had been through. The two of them are now walking and scanning the area which is oddly deserted after the initial chaos, making everything eerily quiet. Zelpharia: Tell me again why we took the dinosaurs again instead of something easy like goblins. Zelpharia checks her scanner as she and Jack walk down a street looking for the reported dinosaurs. Zelpharia: I mean wasn't the triceratops enough of a job to have allowed us a break?

Jack: Oh come on now. You and I did the assignments fairly by letting the others choose which assignment they wanted. No one wanted the dinosaurs so we got it. He says with a charming smile as he also checks his scanner from time to time while looking around. Jack: Besides you should be happy that we got the dinos because we could be trying to avoid becoming dragon chow right now.

Zelpharia sighs a bit. Zelpharia: I hardly call paper, rock, scissors a fair way to decide assignments, but you're right.. and it's called a wyrven, not a dragon.

Jack: Wyrven.. dragon.. they're both really big, fly, have dangerous breath, and eat a lot of cattle. Sound like similar creature to me. Jack says in a smartass joking way.

Zelpharia: Leave it to you to have such rationale. She says as retort to Jack's smartass joke which makes him laugh a bit. They continue on after that for a while longer before both get a big hit on their scanners. Zelpharia: Looks like we may have hit the jackpot.

Jack: Yeah, I'm seeing the signatures on my scanner too. It looks like they're this way. Jack says as he looks looks up at the intersection and down one direction. Jack: Let's go and see what kind of big lizard we've got this time. Jack then turns down the street that the scanners say the odd signatures are coming from.

Zelpharia is quick to follow Jack as she puts her scanner away and draws her laser pistol. The street is like all the others with no one around, trash and random items littered everywhere from people running in terror, and no typical animal sounds in the immediate area. As they get close to an alleyway, they begin to hear the sounds of velociraptors growling, chirping, and eating something made of flesh. That sound makes Jack put his own scanner away and draw his Webley Revolver as they both come to a stop near the alleyway. Jack gives Zelpharia a hand signal that they'll both look around the corner on the count of three. Once he finishes counting, Zelpharia and Jack both look down the alley and see the gory scene of three velociraptors eating on the body of a poor, overweight man. Both then quickly move back and look at each other as they whisper. Zelpharia: Oh great.. it's damn velociraptors. The smartest and most pack orientated of the dinosaurs for their time period. How are we suppose to get them back through the rift?

Jack: I don't think we can at this point. They'd turn us into chow like that poor man before we can get near the rift without help. Jack says with a more serious, thoughtful look as they discuss their options. Jack: Don't they normally travel in larger packs than just three?

Zelpharia: Typically, yes they do. They typically travel in packs of 5 to 10 raptors, but we could be lucky if it's just these three.

Jack: So I say we go in with guns blazing and humanely euthanize these guys so we don't have to try to lure them back home.

Zelpharia: I hate to say this, but that actually sounds like a good idea.

Zelpharia and Jack then both step into the alleyway with their guns held up and aimed at the three velociraptors. Each one fires and manages to take out one raptor each as the third looks up, makes an angry call, and then runs in the opposite direction. Jack: It's running! Let's go!

Zelpharia follows Jack's lead as they both go running down the alleyway. They make a turn as they follow the fleeing raptor and end up on another street. They start to gain on the raptor and try to take a shot here and there but miss each time. Jack: I'm impressed! They're faster and more agile than I expected. Jack says to Zelpharia as they chase the raptor.

Zelpharia: Yeah, be impressed all you want but don't stop to admire that. She says as they run after the fleeing raptor. The raptor takes them several blocks through random turns down streets and alleyways until finally it just stops and stares at them. The raptor makes a low pitch sound of warning towards Zelpharia and Jack as they slow to a near stop and aim at the beast. That's when the sounds of several more raptors begin to emanate from yards and alleyways around the raptor and themselves. Zelpharia: Um.. Jack, I don't think there was just three raptors. Zelpharia says as she comes to a complete stop as her Temporal 6th Sense goes nuts with the possibilities of attack.

Jack: Oh I can hear that one, Zeph. He says as he stops and begins to look around for a possible escape route. Jack is the first one to see several more raptors begin to reveal themselves, counting at least two on each flank of the two of them. Jack: And see that. Remind me. Aren't velociraptors ambush predators?

Zelpharia: Yes, they are. I think we should run and think of a new plan. Zelpharia says as she turns around to face another raptor that her 6th sense says is behind them.

Jack: That sounds like a good idea. Jack says as he begins to slowly back away and then turns just in time to see Zelpharia shoot down of the ambush raptors. Jack: Run now!

Jack and Zelpharia both take off down the street and barely get missed by the second ambush raptor as it jumps out at them from a broken window. They run down the street and zig-zag through streets and alleyways as the raptor pack chases them. A couple of times, Jack and Zelpharia had to make sudden turns or fire at a raptor that managed to get ahead of them. Zelpharia: I am really glad that I wore my damn running shoes today! Zelpharia says as she takes another random shot at the pursuing raptors.

Jack: Lucky you! I decided to go with smart shoes that match my suit. Jack says jokingly as he knocks over some trash cans to try and slow down the raptors. He then pulls at Zelpharia's shirt sleeve to indicate a turn and leads Zelpharia down another alleyway., just to find out that this was a dead end alley. Jack: This isn't good. Jack says as they both come to a stop and starts looking around at their options.

Zelpharia is quick to pull out her sonic screwdriver when she spots a door. Zelpharia: Try to stall them while I pick the lock on this door, Jack. She says as she turns on the screwdriver, points it at the door lock, and begins to try and unlock it.

Jack: I'll do my best but please hurry. I really don't want to find out what it's like to come back from being a raptor happy meal. Jack says as he pulls out his laser gun from its hiding spot and begins to fire at 8 velociraptors which does slow them down and makes them hesitate.

It only takes Zelpharia a several seconds to get the door unlocked with her sonic screwdriver and open it. Zelpharia: Come on, Jack! She says as she puts her screwdriver away and pulls Jack through the door.

They get inside just in the nick of time and slam the door shut just as a couple of raptors slam against it. Zelpharia's back is against the door as Jack has his hands against it, facing the door, and locks it. Jack: This is the last time I wear dress shoes on a dinosaur mission. Jack says while trying to catch his breath and leans his head against the door. Outside the raptors bang against the closed door trying to figure out how to get in.

Zelpharia: I tried to warn you before we left headquarters. She says as she looks about the room they happen to be in and begins to get an odd feeling. She doesn't realize that she and Jack have just basically broken into the League of Assassins guild building, but her Temporal 6th Sense goes nuts and shows her every possible encounter they are about to have with Malcolm Merlyn. Her face changes from what relief she was feeling to a look that is a combination of confusion and seeing a ghost as she stares directly where her 6th sense says is the most likely spot that Malcolm will appear from.

Jack: I know. I know. You and Ianto both warned me, but of course, I didn't listen. Jack says with a charming smile and a bit of a breathless laugh. He is completely unaware of both his surroundings and Zelpharia's still worried look. Jack: I'm just a slave to looking good some times. He says with his smile as he takes a deep breath to help calm his heart and still not noticing that Zelpharia isn't retorting back as usual. Jack: I'm just glad that I'm in shape to run like that and that we made it to regroup our thoughts.. Jack trails off as he finally takes note of Zelpharia's silence and odd worried facial expression. Jack: Zeph, are you okay? You look like you're seeing a ghost. Jack says as he looks to the locked door handle when a raptor tried using the handle, reminding him how smart raptors possibly could be.

Zelpharia doesn't look away from the spot that she's looking at when she finally responds to Jack. Zelpharia: Jack, have you ever been in the 21st century prior to meeting the Doctor and me wearing all black assassin's clothes with a quiver of arrows on your back and a bow in hand?

Jack doesn't turn as he listens to Zelpharia but does laugh. Jack: God no. I haven't worn anything like that since I worked on a Time Agency case back when I had to save King Henry VII. Why?
« Last Edit: February 15, 2022, 04:15:53 pm by Raven Tepes »

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Re: RP: Is Two Too Much?
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2022, 02:58:59 pm »
Malcolm Merlyn seems to walk out of the shadow in front of them (though he didn't come from the shadow, it only appeared he did since he was a master of illusion and could hide his presence when entering an area), who was dressed in his normal League of Assassins outfit. He looked over at Jack for a moment, confused. Merlyn: Okay... I'll bite... What the hell is this? He says sarcastically as he looks at Jack.

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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2022, 08:56:08 pm »
As soon as Jack hears Malcolm's voice, he turns completely around from facing the door with more serious yet curious smile. Jack: Okay.. now this day just got more interesting. He says as he steps forward some and slightly in front of Zelpharia. The move isn't one to obscure Zelpharia's right hand but more of putting himself in position to protect Zelpharia if neede. Jack: As many places and time periods that I've been to and seen in this universe, I never imagined that I would see a dimensional alternate of me. He then tilts his head a bit. Jack: Just what kind of universe turned me into a gothic Robin Hood?

Zelpharia just stares at Malcolm as he appears from the shadows in pure confusion with a hint of "Oh my God".

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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2022, 09:29:23 pm »
Merlyn: Dimensional alternate? Not likely. If anyone's an alternate here, it would be you. He says to Jack.

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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2022, 10:32:23 am »
Jack laughs at Malcolm's comment about Jack being the alternate. He shakes his head a bit in disbelief as he laughs. Jack had expected Malcolm to agree about being an alternate, but Malcolm threw him a fast ball. Jack: Oh now that's a good one. Did Ianto put you up to this? Jack says as he calms his laughter done and points to Malcolm as if this is one big prank. Jack: Because I know that I am original to this universe. Jack says as he lowers his finger and relaxes his hand. Jack: So if you're not an alternate as you say then that's either a really good make up job or holographic disguise device.

Zelpharia finally shakes herself from her shock of seeing Malcolm and lifts her left arm to use her scanner after hearing Jack. She flips open the wrist scanner and begins scanning for some kind of disguise device or power being used on Malcolm and her eyes go wide when she doesn't detect anything. Instead her scanner, which is connected to Tara, only confirms Malcolm's words about himself not being an alternate by bringing up his files and history stored in the Universal Library. Zelpharia: Oh bugger.. She says quietly to herself as she quickly scans over Malcolm's file. She can see this was going to be an interesting conversation. Zelpharia: Um.. Jack.. he's not using a disguise and definitely not an alternate. I don't think this is a joke either. The look on Zelpharia's face turns serious as she looks to Malcolm after hitting the portion of his history that talks about his successes in assassination. She knows that being a Time Lord has benefits but isn't sure if this is one of those times she should be grateful.

Jack looks to Zelpharia with a confused look and then back to Malcolm with the same confused look. Jack: Okay. Not that I don't appreciate the universe's sense of humor in this case, but who are you and why do you look like me?
« Last Edit: February 17, 2022, 10:37:04 am by Raven Tepes »

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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2022, 04:49:37 pm »
Merlyn: How am I supposed to know? He says to Jack. I really miss being a solo agent... I wish I could just put arrows in both of you and forget this happened... He sighs and thinks. But Hei and Kendrix would probably have something to say about that. Last thing I need is one of Hei's knifes in my throat or something. He says to himself.

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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2022, 05:31:36 pm »
Jack looks confused still as he watches Merlyn carefully but does recognize Hei and Kendrix's names. Jack: Hei and Kendrix? Like Hei and Kendrix Darkfire of Black Sun.

Zelpharia: Oh bugger... yes, Jack. The exact duo. She says as she lowers her left arm some.

Jack then smiles a bit as he looks to Zelpharia. Jack: So that means that we're allies with this guy?

Zelpharia: Yes, and I already think I have a few theories on what's going on. She says to Jack with a bit more calm in her voice. She then looks to Merlyn. Zelpharia: But first I  want to confirm something.. You're name wouldn't be Malcolm Merlyn by chance?

Jack goes quiet and looks back to Merlyn with a serious look as Zelpharia asks his name. He's not sure where this is leading but finds it odd that Malcolm has the same surname as his mother's maiden name.

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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2022, 06:16:51 pm »
Merlyn: That's right. Malcolm Merlyn. He says in response to Zelpharia's question about his identity.

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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2022, 07:28:37 pm »
Jack: Okay. Now that's a coincidence. Jack says with a furrowed brow. Jack: My mother's maiden name is Merlyn.

Zelpharia: Oh this might not be a coincidence, Jack. Zelpharia says as she closes her wrist scanner. That makes Jack look at Zeph. Zelpharia: There's a chance that you're either a reincarnation of Malcolm, a generational twin, or both.. She's then interrupted by the loud thud of a velociraptor hitting the door behind her and Jack. Zelpharia: But I can't dive deeper without Tara, and there's a pack of man-eating raptors between us and her.

Jack: Right. I did forget about them for a moment. He says with a more thoughtful look and then looks at Malcolm. Jack: You don't happen to have rope, climbing gear, and roof access?

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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2022, 08:26:24 pm »
Merlyn: Raptors? What, are we in Jurassic Park all of a sudden? Why is it Hei and his allies can never have a NORMAL day? He says with a sigh. He motions to the hallway. Follow me. I'll take you to the roof. He says to the two.

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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2022, 11:52:49 pm »
Jack: Actually this is a normal day for us. He says with a smile as he follows Merlyn. The tone is light hearted, but Jack is serious.

Zelpharia: Sadly true. She agrees with a sigh and a more serious tone as she follows the two men.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2022, 01:26:55 pm by Raven Tepes »

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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2022, 05:23:52 pm »
Malcolm: So this is what my life becomes. He says with a sigh as he takes them to the roof through the stairwell.

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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2022, 10:09:58 pm »
Jack: This is just work and nothing compared to what Zelpharia and I have seen, been, and done. Jack says as he follows Merlyn to the roof. Jack: We seen beautiful alien worlds, visited Earth colony planets, dined on exotic foods, and conversate with all kinds of fascinating aliens.

Zelpharia: We've also had to escape a Dalek insane asylum planet, fight off multiple invasions of Cyber Men, run from a tribe of extremely h*rny giant Amazons, figured out that half of Klingon cuisine might kill you if you don't kill it before biting into it, and was tricked into visiting an Earth colony planet ran by nudists on one of our vacations. Zelpharia chimes in after Jack finishes as she follows behind the two men.

Jack: So I thought you might like getting a tan without tan lines. Was that wrong of me? Jack says with a smart-ass tone in his voice and a wry grin on his face.
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« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2022, 10:31:27 pm »
Merlyn: And I thought life in Black Sun was eventful. He says sarcastically as they reach the roof. He opens the door so they could go out onto the roof.


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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2022, 12:08:19 pm »
Jack: Black Sun is exciting in its own special way. I, personally, wouldn't want to deal with some of what Hei has to deal with, but I'm sure they have plenty of excitement. Jack says as Merlyn opens the door. He then walks through the door to the roof. Jack: Much rather deal with dinos that entered through a temporal rift than sorting out alternates.

Zelpharia: Or dealing with people trying to kill us for stupid reasons. Zelpharia sarcastically says under her breath just loud enough for Merlyn to hear her as she walks past him through the open door. She then turns and looks to Merlyn with a thankful, polite smile though wariness of Merlyn is still in her eyes. Zelpharia: Thank you for doing this in advance even if it is inconvenient for you, Malcolm. The "thank you" is sincere coming from Zelpharia regardless of her being wary of Merlyn. She then walks closer to Jack with a more serious look. Zelpharia: I just hope you're as good of an aim as history files in the Universal Library says about you.

Jack looks about from the roof as the sounds of raptors trying to find weak spots on the Leagues' building rise around the group. Jack's face turns more serious as he sees that the temporal rift that the raptors came through has closed while they were inside. That means that killing the creatures is now definitely their only option. He begins figuring out a good spot to securely tie a rope to and begin his idea.
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